July 2012
241 posts
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
...right? people are dense.
The 12 princes rescuing their princess
derpastrology:
Plot twist: Queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts Happy Hunger Games
Watchthatonetheycallchloe:
i-like-pigeons:
da-heell:
hotbabysitter:
nonononononononono
no
ohh nonnononononooononoo
nononononononoononononnoooo
OMG I just died from laughter. Must. Show. Everyone!
Watchreadyforrightnow:
homosapien:
Holy shit! Mind=BLOWN!
fuck.
f*ckin awesome
Black guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Society: Terrorist.
Latino guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
