Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
...right? people are dense.
The 12 princes rescuing their princess
Plot twist: Queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts Happy Hunger Games
thatonetheycallchloe: i-like-pigeons: da-heell: hotbabysitter: nonononononononono no ohh nonnononononooononoo nononononononoononononnoooo OMG I just died from laughter. Must. Show. Everyone!
readyforrightnow: homosapien: Holy shit! Mind=BLOWN! fuck. f*ckin awesome
Black guy kills some people.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Latino guy kills some people.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)